Funny Business Holiday Cards
funny business holiday cards
Christmas Crafts – Create Your Own Homemade Christmas Cards!
Copyright (c) 2008 Mike Adams
Christmas should be a wonderful time for your family. But with the fast pace of modern life, it sometimes seems like you just run back and forth between working and Christmas shopping with little opportunity to spend any special time with your family. Often life is so busy you might feel lucky even to get Christmas day off from work!
Making time for family Christmas crafts projects is a great way to make the holidays magical. Making your own Christmas cards can be particularly fun, and it’s really quite simple.
There are basically two ways to make your own Christmas cards: the old-fashioned way and the modern way.
In the old fashioned way, you can use construction paper, crayons, paints, and glue to create hand-made Christmas cards. In the modern way, you can create the card on a computer and print it out. You can even buy paper specially designed for printing greeting cards at most office supply stores or online.
Surprisingly, both ways share a great deal in common. After all, a Christmas card is fairly simple. You just need a nice picture for the front and some short, nice text for the inside and perhaps for the cover.
I recommend picking the picture first. The colors in the picture will give you a better idea of what color of paper to use if you are not using white paper. Often the picture you choose will give you the perfect idea for the text.
You can get the pictures from old Christmas cards or from magazines and paste them onto the front of the card. Or your family can draw or paint the pictures. You can even find Christmas graphics online. Whether you are pasting a picture onto construction paper, painting or drawing it, or copying and pasting on a computer screen, a great picture goes a long way to creating a beautiful card. It sets the tone of the card. Do you want a funny card? A religious card? The picture sets the stage.
For the text, you can either write your own greeting or you can borrow a couple lines from Christmas stories like, “Twas The Night Before Christmas.” If it’s a religious card, you can even borrow a line or two from scriptures. You can have text on the cover of the card with the graphic or you can just have a picture on the front and only have text inside the card. It’s totally your choice.
Fun for young and old alike, making your own Christmas cards is easy and it doesn’t take long. But the fun in making them and the smile on the face of the person who opens the card will be remembered forever. Whether making your own cards or doing other family Christmas crafts projects, the key is that these family activities create fond memories that last a lifetime.
About the Author
Mike Adams recommends the
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i need to make a holiday card and need a funny quote for the front. know any tasteful short jokes or humor?
it’ll be sent out to business partners.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Peace on earth will come to stay,
When we live Christmas every day
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near, A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year… These make a Merry Christmas!
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